She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize