You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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