I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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