The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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