I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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