..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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