I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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