Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
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How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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