this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening