Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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