Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
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Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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