Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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