I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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