its not stalking. its research.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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