I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
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