Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
you made out with another girl for some wings
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Randomize
