I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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