Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
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I think I just cured my dogs munchies
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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