Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
