I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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