i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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