THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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