i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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