have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
