We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
So. Much. Porn.
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