we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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