i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Everything about him screamed your future.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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