The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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