filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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