I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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