seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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