I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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