This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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