summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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