Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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