Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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