I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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