I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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