when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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