Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Randomize
