Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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