Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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