How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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