Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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