I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
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apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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