i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
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I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
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Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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