two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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