I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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