you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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