I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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