Whoa Z and x make the same sound
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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