Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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