but the lizard people decide everything anyway
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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