what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just cropdusted the office
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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