Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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