Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
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Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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