Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
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Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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