508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
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you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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