Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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